The amazonian vampire fish likes more than just blood
Vandellia cirrhosa is the scientific name for the Candiru, a parasitic catfish inhabiting the murky waters of the Amazon River. They are known as the ‘vampire fish’ by the locals as they feed on the blood of larger fish. The Candiru detect the urea and ammonia expelled by fish as they breathe through their gills. Following this trail, they actually swim inside the gills of the fish, lodge themselves in using a sharp dorsal spine, make an incision with their sharp teeth, and begin feeding.
Candiru parasitizing host: Retrieved from the Aquarium SocietyThey only stay latched on for two-three minutes, at which time they are so engorged with blood that the meal contents are actually visible through the swollen belly. The parasitized fish will probably survive the actual attack, but is weaker due to tissue damage and loss of blood. This obviously also makes the victim a target for other predators.
However, what is truly disturbing is that the Candiru are a known accidental parasite of humans. Not just like a leech - having a blood-sucking fish latch onto you is freaky enough, but these guys take it a step further. You remember that these fish are able to detect urea? When humans urinate, urea is also given off. The Candiru are thought to mistaken this for the same urea given off from fish gills, and will thus follow the trail and swim towards the source. To spell it out: this means that the fish will swim up the urinary tract, into the urethra.
This is obviously quite painful for the human host.
Once inside, the Candiru proceeds to jab its dorsal fin into the flesh, lodging itself into urogenitals of the human. This would include the penis on a male, and most frequently the vagina of a female. They then make the incision as normal, and start taking a blood meal.
Unfortunately, the Candiru cannot survive inside a human, and thus will die inside the urinary tract. Because of this, they will not dislodge themselves and surgery is generally the only way to remove the parasite. Amputation of the penis may be necessary, although there has been a case of a successful removal by a urologist that did not have to involve the removal of that particular limb.
An urban myth surrounding the Candiru states that these catfish are able to leap out of the water and enter the urogenitals of a person urinating while standing on the shore or on a boat. Logically, this can’t be true, since the fish neither has the thrust capacity to leap that high or to combat the downward stream of urine. However there has been one documented, anecdotal case of a Candiru leaving the water - at least a short distance - to enter the penis of an unfortunate human. Stephen Spotte, a fish physiologist, recounts a case where he observed Dr. Samad extract the parasite from a human host:
Candiru removed from penis: Retrieved from Dr. Samad- Spotte, Straight Dope
I don’t know what would be worse - having a living, squirming fish living inside you, or a rotting, decaying one.
I suppose there’s a reason not a lot is known of these parasitic fish!
Maggots feeding on decomposed Opossum: Retrieved from 



